Looking at pictures of food. Fuck I’m starving.– Anna Haeger
I'm in a rainymood →
Background rain sound - great for some songs.
That moment when someone puts you in a bad mood.
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Happy as a hippo
One of my favorite sayings is Happy as a hippo. It’s from the movie “Along came Polly”, where this French dude (Claude) is explaining the story of the happy hippo. Which is why I don’t actually say happy as a hippo, but appy as a ippo! Lol I love french, it’s so chill. Anyway, here comes the story; Claude: “Is like the story of the hippo.” Reuben:...
Story of my life
Sooo I’m now going to tell you the story of my life. Actually it’s just the story of this morning. (Story of my life gives a better effect, ok?). Anyway. I was eating breakfast downstairs with my family. Shit tired, as usual. So my mom tells us that she’s hearing some noise. And we’re all just like “Yeah sure ok whatever”, like we care, which we don’t....
I feel so bad for their kids, seriously.
And I mean, no offense, but since when is Willow a name? “Hi Pillow… oh I meant WILLOW”. Anyway, cute kids, suresure.
The random things that scare me
When I see a bug Yes, bugs, those little tiny midgits, are fucking scary. “When I see a bug, at first I’m like I’M GONNA KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER, then it moves and I’m like AHHHH”. True story. Most times I just run away screaming and ask someone else to kill it for me actually. Darkness. I HATE walking alone in darkness alone. I mean, there are murderers...
So I guess this is the future for us humans. Super babies who can do a fucking cartwheel before they learn how to walk. Great, yes, and what happens to us who STILL can’t do cartwheels? I think I’ll just stick to normal walking.
Being with the wrong people is like wearing too...
What happened to quality music?
Yes, sorry to break it down to you, but I will also (just like the rest of Tumblr) be posting bout Rebecca Black this Friday. Or maybe I should say fried egg. I mean, WHO WRITES A SONG ABOUT CEREAL? My ears are bleeding. This cannot be considered real music. She sings like a llama (don’t know how llamas sing though, probably better than her lol), and she looks like a llama too. OK I’m...