my favorite band has just given out an album which I didn’t even know about celebration !
person: i found your blog last night
officer: so she just fell on the knife?
lol did you guys know that fanny and dick are two common names in sweden imagine if someone named their kids fanny and dick trollolololoool
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
i have some hilarious gifs trollololool